Saturday, May 14, 2005

public transportation

boy you know i was born in 1933
what you know that i dont know?
I was here in 67
my name is abc 123
I got the license to prove it
I got this plastic leg too
and 50,000 dollars on wallstreet
whatchoo got that I ain't got?
you want two dollas, you gonna have to sell some them cans from the back of yo truck

Tuesday, February 22, 2005

for hunter s

zing zing zing BANG

you ironic shit.

thanks for everything

Monday, February 21, 2005

as computer boy

Welcome to Free Association.
Here at FA, bowling is our motto,
And if you can't bowl, well, then you're a faggot.

for "I hit my mother with a large baseball bat, and I'm going to eat this black cake now..." press 1
for any other LARGE SALMON IN A CAN GET SOME WHILE THEY FRESH press 2

Saturday, January 29, 2005

Just in case

if i ever slip into a coma, show me the colour blue so i can wake up

Sunday, January 23, 2005

test

this is not an automated message: you are still being tested. do not let go so soon, do not let yourself lose, and do not loosen yourself yet. Your treat is waiting at the end of the hall, you must turn right first. this is not an automated message: turn right first.

Friday, January 21, 2005

todayilearnedtomovemyarms

jinx and jinx concept is not the same

i get the bugs i get the bugs i get the bugs

Deeeeliverrrrr!!!!!!!!!

Tuesday, January 04, 2005

fordknows

I was on a spaceship.

There, the lobster was a fine treat!
and

many others.

It was like a maze.. amazing.

There was this door to a hallway,
and the hallway lead to the Sun.

The Sun! What a sight!
Shot right beyond the world's second largest grain towers,
and it was simply adopted to the hallway.

Then the tape fastfowarded down the road,
straight past the tracks and

right into the oustide of the Out-Side Bar.

Here, they are staring.

Once inside a spaceship hallway that leads to the Sun...

Now in a place
where lots of 2001-esque music plays: Blink Blink, Blink Blink...